See why I can't keep a blog?

Yeah, I'm still around, I just haven't had much to say lately. I think work is sucking the life out of me. Oh well, I'm working on an awful project that will be over soon, so that's cool. Maybe I will think of something to bullshit about after that.

Wooooooorkin' 9 to 5

So I started a new job this week working 11 PM to 7 AM.  It's about as much fun as it sounds.  But at least THE DEMOCRATS HAVE CONTROL OF CONGRESS AGAIN WOOOHOOO SMELL YA LATER STUPID-ASS REPUBLICAN MAJORITY THANK GOD AND SONNY JESUS!!!  AND ALL OF YOU STUPID-ASS PUNDITS SHUT UP TALKING ABOUT "THESE PARTICULAR DEMOCRATS WON BECAUSE THEY ARE KIND OF CONSERVATIVE, AND IT'S NOT ABOUT DISLIKE OF THE PRESIDENT WHO SAYS 'THUMPIN' UNIRONICALLY DURING A PRESS CONFERENCE WHILE GETTING DISRESPECTED LIKE A STREET HOOKER"!!!  WOOOOOHOOOOO JUST BEND OVER AND TAKE IT FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 1994!!!

Of course I'm not really a Democrat, a lot of them are way too centrist, and I'm sure they'll find some new and interesting ways to piss me off before long.  Can I get a "hell yeah" for some Communist politicians?  Can we dig up Karl Marx and give it a try at least?  Anybody for the commune?  How about a nice revolution where I get to rise up and kill me some honkies?  No?  Damn.

P.S.  Expect a lot of silly shit since I will now be awake staring at computers all night while being stupid with caffeine, at least for a few months.

Job hunting sucks...

Seriously, it really sucks. I lost my job at IBM pretty suddenly over a bullshit situation, so I'm looking for work again. I haven't had to do this in a while, I went from my last job directly to IBM without having to apply, interview, etc. So here I am, trying to convince employers that I live up to the bullshit in my resume when I don't really wanna take their job in the first place. And I get to hear about "skill sets" they need and "processes" in place to "service clients" and "meet expectations" and blah blah blah. The last time I heard white people talk this much and say so little, I was watching Fox News. Fun...

Anyway, wish me luck. I had lunch with my old boss today, that went well, and I feel like I wouldn't mind going back to work there, so it could be worse. Still, the commune sounds better all the time. Or maybe shoveling horse shit behind the carriages downtown.